Say hi to your mom Bryan! Yep it's Bryan's (AKA 'Not for Sale') "It's all about me day" coming up!

(Doesn't he look wore out? I annoyed the hell out of him that day!)

There's only two pics from the first day worth posting, since we rushed to get coasters in so the second day would be more relaxed. Anyway, I'm sure everyone has talked about their coaster trains; this is how they are supposed to look.

Now this is just ridiculous. Mt Olympus, fix your cars! It's not like you're hurting for money! But then I looked and i don't think they have transfer tracks for replacements! But still I held on to the bar just in case... but you see from this pic, it may have been in vain!

Let's jump to day 2. And the star of the show. Everyone say hi to Bryan! When Robb announce the "Take photos of bryan" since he complained, I knew he was in trouble since I'm quite dangerous with the camera! This is before we found out about his mom posting, but let's pretend you didn't know...

Bryan Credit!

"I'm only 17", Bryan whispered. Poor thing.

"Shut up and take it" I said. ;)

Yep he became a statue credit on the trip. The first of many.

After the first train departs during the Hades ERT, it get stuck getting back to the station! Guess that woods still a bit wet! We did overshoot the station on Zeus and had to ride it again... double ouch!

Seems like everyone one wanted to "serve" and "pooch" for the camera. Work it Evan!

Having a problem, boo?

Looky, looky! Another credit to be had! Ahhh!

Don't run! Don't Run!

Zeus Credit. He told my fortune and I was trying to get him back for it!

Hmpf. Save your money. It was only cute when Bo Derrick did it, and how many decades was that ago? Exactly. And you might wind up with some of that weave from Beech Bend!

I have video of this pic as well... that poor kiddie coaster! It was barely making the hill! I was waiting for the coaster to roll back and valley!

You still doing ok, Bryan! (Yep, still bothering him)

And no update would be complete without a statue credit... Froggie style! That poor kid didn't know what to do!

Ohh, oh yeah!

We need a price check at register 3! Oh, really... it's not in the system? Well mark it for a fast sale!

Looks like the spinning frenzy took its toll on Gary. You're looking kinda green there! (Another Bryan picture point)

Don't hide! C'mon down here!

2pts! Bryan and statue-credit-a-trois!

Yep, it's more bryan! When I took it, I was thinking "This will teach ya to complain!"

They're resting up, and I'm taking pictures with a beer in my hand. "Hi! Bye!" ;)

Getting the truck together...

"Whatcha Lookin' At?"

"Err... where ya going?"

(no rest for the weary)

Do you think Bryan is feeling like he's being stalked?

"Ready to ride Avalanche, Bryan?"

(You guys know he's loving the attention now... wait until he gets to Timber Falls! I got him modeling! He does the drag queens proud!)

Of course with the operators manually dispatching the cars at Timber Falls, we had a little time to mess around in the line... of course I had to teach Bryan the art of "pooching"... the first shot didn't come out because of all this biatches with camera got in my way! I had to read: "This is my shot! My shot! Back up out of the frame fuckin' bitches!"

The second shot... just a little blurry... (sigh).. I need a new cameraman!

You got the hang of it Bryan! Serve! Sell it!

Ok, get your ride in and I'll bother you later!

Hey gal! Smile!

We've certainly gotten our share of battle scars on this trip! My thighs are all bruised up from the lap bars at Son of Beast at Kings Island! Luckily I can hide 'em with shorts!

For the last time, I'm not buying you liquor! You just leave the drinking to the grown folks! Don't hate!

But I think I will get one for myself!

"Mhuah!"

(after beer #4 I'm in rare form)

Yep, we're all having fun at poor Bryan's expense... All that teen angst!

And in honor of "Hairspray"...

I got Bryan channeling a little impromptu Tracy Turnblad at the snack bar!

Between pooching and makeshift wig pictures, I bet Bryan's definitely gonna log off his account when he's not around!

After Timber Falls I found a little shop next to this haunted house, where I snapped my next credit...

A group of us found our way to a "Top Secret" attraction near Mount Olympus Amusement park, and we paid the group rate to get in. After we left, I wanted a refund. Now ladies and gentlemen of the jury, tell me, would you be scared of this alien? You see how much money went into the upkeep of this attraction... looky looky, an alien with nubs for fingers! A hot damn mess!

Even worse, the girl giving the tour was horrible. That bitch worked my last good nerve, and I didn't have my daily allowance of alcohol to put up with her! I wanted to take my pump off and wear her out! "Shaddap you two bit whore!"

Luckily, being from St. Louis, I know how to make some fun out of nothing. I surely could have had a V-8 though!

Cheap.Tired.Ramshackle.Gutbucket.

Another "monster" in the attraction. Could ya'll flip a few coins to get some animatronics up in this bitch? No? Then shut it down!

I bet you're wondering what's in the back. Just call it "Rexy". Gary takes another award-winning photo with the main elements cut out. Still love ya boo, but we violating "Camera 101"! Doesn't matter anyway; the cheap thing wasn't moving either. Add that "tour guide" screeching "Oh it's a dinosaur!" with her "acting" didn't make the atmosphere any better. That's when I should have ran over and shoved that bag in my hand down her throat.

"Shut up! Shut up you whore!"

You would have heard her say "Oh it's a (gurgle-gaggguggguh)!"

Clinton giving fortunes?!? He should have read his own tea leaves that said "If you see a chick in a blue dress, put her fat ass out of the white house and leave her alone! And hide your cigars!"

Come to think of it, he must have been hard up to run after old Monica in the first place. Did you get a good look at that gal? Hillary much have put the coochie on lockdown; or did she ration it out? Old Bill sure could have did better than that; but then I don't think there's many gals that had access in the White House that would agree to make tuna-flavored cigars!

Anyway this makes a good statue credit though! I saved my dollar and refrained from getting a fortune. I knew it already: if I put money in this machine I would get robbed! Oh I looked more like Bill Clinton than this cheap assed mannequin.

'Nuff said.

And of course this finally leaves to Robb giving Bryan the gift (the shirt says "It's all about me") for being such a good sport... and for also making the Wisconsin Dells photo report so special!

And finally for this update we have Chuck channelling Maria Conchita Alonso coming out of the shower in Extreme Prejudice (staring Nick Nolte) ;). Work the wrap! Give us the pristine damsel! Next we're off to Six Flags Great America!