Bus humpin
Cartoon Stalker
Ready the cameras
Death Sentence
Getting my next credit
Gates of hell
Kiddie Coaster of Death
Tight fit
Airtime seeker
Snapshot
Uh uh...
Choo Choo
Pain incarnate
Traumatized
Poor man's Monorail
On the rails
Running low on statue credits,
I took a break from my yummy Polish sausage to
grab this next one...
Hey Spongebob! C'mon out!
Robb (from Theme Park Review) does double
duty with the video and stills, but I'm too
focused on that death trap punishing those
little girls. Doesn't one of them look like
they're saying "Help me!"
We should put lying politicians
and other criminals in this. Three cycles
ought to do ya! Here a on ride video
for ya!
Come here you! Another statue
credit gained!
And I thought the passage to
hell went down!
And you couldn't ask for better
children's theming. So many places for the
youngun's to go: the graveyard, under the
tracks or even in the trash! Maybe the ride
should hit all three!
Squeeze in everyone!
So Casey, you in the back to
get more airtime?Picture of me taking your
picture of taking my picture... part deux.
No ma'am.
This is about as close as I got to it. I like living without pain, thank you.
The trains were very cool
though. If I won the lottery, you can guess
what would be in my backyard! No, statues
silly!
I hate you.
It hates me.
Look kids! It's the poor man's
Peoplemover! But hey, they work better than
the ones at Disneyland. Yeah... exactly.
Who knew? A riverboat... out in
the middle of no where! Quick! Grab a shovel
and dig a moat!