Row, Row, Row Ya Boat
Heading to the park
Hunting game
Helping you get yo freak on...
Ya'll thought I was lyin'...
Poochin in the rain
Fowl sense of fashion
Aspiring Bungy Tramp
Interesting selection...
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What's that again!?!
What happened?
Girrrl! Information overload!
Passed over by the Olympic Committee
Shark fed
Gotcha Tex!
Old man hideout?
"Sexual Chocolate"
Killing time...
Chug!
Happy hour..
Rock on!
Thank goodness this isn't one
of the rides... I think anything that is
manual labor isn't a ride! Stroke! Stroke!
Let's not forget the obligatory
welcome sign pic that everyone will post to
make sure where you are!
It took a while to get on
anything... why... well let's play "Where's
Wald...err... Jenn and Scott?" Collecting
their smoking credit...
A map of the park. Don't ya
love it when they point out the location of
the bath house for the kinky kids! It's
something for everyone!
Told ya! I didn't go in; my
name is Terry, no "Bathhouse Betty"!
Looking fabulous in the rain...
Don't you like our hats?
You know, you can't get much
sexier than walking around an amusement park
with fowl on your skull! Will the sign rub off
on me? Probably not.
We found this lovely store with
everything you would need to be a bungy tramp!
They mispelled it, but I'm sure a few of my
friends WON'T need these! I need them to catch
up! Oh does the sales lady look pleased that
I'm doing the photo op?That bitch looks like
she's ready to kick my ass!
This trip report has been
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Nuff said.
Hmmm. I've seen some.. err...
toys... but this one takes the cake!
This prize wins for "What just
happened to my body and why am I giggling so
much"
With me about to put salt on my
big toe for a light snack, we head to the
restaurant for dinner.
Oops! Almost forgot! Jenn,
you'll never get on the gynastics team like
this!
Back on track. Sharky helps me
eat the plate of cookies the chef brought us.
He was really diggin' the hats! My diet has
completely went to hell by this time, but...
mmmm, cookies!
We went to dinner and I found
my credit of the day! Gotcha!!! Poor guy!
Hmm. Isn't this a gay bar? Oh
well I guess after leaving the bath house
you'll need a place to booze it up! See we had
a bar named this in St. Louis; we had enough
sense not to step into it!
Let's give a big hand for
"Sexual Chocolate"! "Sexual Chocolate",
everybody! (notice how not one coaster has
shown up, but we've ridden them several times
that day? Just trying to give ya something
different!)
What to do while waiting for
ERT? You guessed it! Drinking and watching the
locals dance to "Play that funky music white
boy"! Cheers!
You know I was getting my drink
on!
Jenn, Scott and Dave enjoy the
band...
Gary gets a bit too much into
the song.