Paper Doll Fun Part 2

Now that I'm all rested...

Victoria Beckam is on her way to renegotiate her record deal after those rauchy sales of her latest album. She knows she's in trouble, so she's brought her hubby. Why? Because she knows that she can't do it her alone and they can't be bothered with her...

(He ends up getting the contract for himself)

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After being hit by the acting bug for her "performance" in the "action-comedy" Charlie's Angels, Pink is on her way to George Lucas' ranch for a script reading for the next Star Wars. She's dyed ALL her hair and at the suggestion of her agent, she uses her grocery shopping outfit to get into character for the role as Amidala's bodyguard. I think she's ready...

And she may need the work after that disaster of a "rock" album that nosedived off the charts...

User comment:

DAMN ! Pinks pink thang ain't pink no more !

P.S. << Paging Dr. Brown to the set of HOD...PLEASE bring your prescription pad for Terrance ! HELP !>>

Next, one has to wonder what was going through Gwyneth Paltrow's head when she signed up for that "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow"... most likely she didn't apply the Beyonce Method! Well she makes up for that as she heads into the Movie exec's boardroom to negotiate for better movie roles...

No movie prospects lately for Jennifer Lopez-Anthony? Good I say! She couldn't even call her dog and make it believable. The American public may be over the past deluge of hideous Jennifer Lopez movies but she wants to make more still. Thus, ole Jenny takes a few tips from the Beyonce Method and adds her diva spin on things...

Hopefully we'll pray the execs don't fall for it...

PLEASE NOTE: This is not using the default bra and panties like the other dolls... the creator must have anticipated her using the Beyonce Method... or should it be the "Jennifer Method"?

Dame Edna wants to mainstream American culture... so after doing a bit of research, she stumbled upon the Beyonce Method. So it was off to the store to buy a few items for her power suit...

Unfortunately Miss Thing didn't get the memo that states the method has it's limits...

She never made it past security; also the riot squad and HAZMAT was called.

An exec was overhead saying "Put the studio on LOCKDOWN and come get this b*tch!"

(p.s. WHO put the breasts on that drag queen?)

Comments by Chelle:

Girl I don't know where to start.

Calista Flockart has had her share of image and shape problems; but today she's here to show the movie producer she has what it takes to be a movie starlet... Let's see if the Beyonce Method works for her...

(She walked out empty handed. Better luck next time.)

Next, Demi Moore has to come strong... after her "comeback" was derailed in that hideous "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle"... her agent is trying to pitch her for a new pirate movie where a princess is captured and eventually becomes the most feared captain of the seas. So she comes into the office dressed as the princess:

The execs are not pleased ONE bit... as they pick up the phone to call security, Demi shows them the pirate costume... and the execs put down the phone. Maybe the idea isn't so bad after all

... Demi whispers "Thank you Beyonce" under her breath...

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Comments by Chelle:

Demi's power suit is way too much

Speaking of "Charlie's Angels" the girls pull their resources to try to push through the sequel to that dreadful movie...

First Drew comes in in her power suit to pursuade the execs...

Comments by Chelle:

Drew wishes her body looked that good.

No dice.

Next Cameron gives it a shot in her power suit.

Comments by Chelle:

Cameron is a 1980s mess complete with leg warmers

The execs are still not biting at the prospect of another dreadful movie... the need more dialog that will grab and hold the audience. That's when Lucy Liu comes in and recites a few lines from the hooker scene in "Apocalypse Now" (ya'll know the words)...

The execs do take notes in her delivery of the lines...

Comments by Chelle:

Lucy Liu is a Fu Lee's chopped wig's mess.

All three girls are thrown out. The execs need new blood for ALL three roles and they need three recognizable stars. Luckily three girls are looking for work and are visible enough to bring in an audience.

The three girls show up in their battle gear and are immediately signed and begin to start training for the movie and the wet t-shirt kung fu scene...

Comment by Chelle:

Those ho's look like Vanity 2 1/4.

(Before ya'll start, this is an archive so Britney is NO WAY near recent! I'll have to pop back on that site and have a more recent, cracked-out, full figured picture of old Brit. No need to have her children in the pic, she's not allowed near them!)

Britney Spears recently got married and her record company is worried that she doesn't have what it takes to be successful. Britney says she's the originator of the "Beyonce Method" and shows her take on the method and why she'll be successful for years to come... She accessorizes her "Power Suit" with a little pop flair and heels to show she's no one's little girl.

But we all know she's nothing but bayou trailer park you-know-what trying to glam it up... don't support this ho anymore more!

Julia Roberts will be taking time off for family... but we know she'll have a hard road ahead when she gets back... so she's in the process of getting her "Power Suit" together with a touch of class.

(Just because she's six feet under, does that mean I have to omit this old gem? Hell naw!!!)

Now that she's slimmed down, Anna Nicole is ready to take Hollywood by storm again lol1.gif (Couldn't say that one without laughing!)

Anyway, she off for negotiations in her power suit... with a touch of Bling-Bling... but she didn't quite understand the memo when she got it... Oh Lord

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Bra and Panties, with belt! And what's that falling out under your skirt... that's not how you hold your purse!

Better luck next time!

I'd might have paid the money to see this movie!

Showing that the "Beyonce Method" works for anyone, Johnny Depp steps into the movie execs offices with his power suit... luckily he still had the costume left over from the "Pirate" movie and added his 2xist "undies" and belt to them...

He went through his check list:

* Panties (or pann-ays as we say in the HOD)
* Belt
* Boots

Expect to see him on the silver screen very soon for his daring, groundbreaking efforts!

(See I try to be equal opportunity here!)

Chelle's comments:

I don't even know what to do right now. I’m incoherent, feverish, and distraught (in that order).

(In showing this pictorial's age, that bitch Alicia Keys doesn't have enough skin showing. But see how I was nice to her and gave her the benefit of the doubt?)

Who knew when I first called Alicia Keyes out about her contract negotions, I'd be on the money and she is wearing less clothes than I put her in this pic? For a girl who didn't want to be known for her beauty, she's strutting her stuff now in revealing clothing! Not to mention the record execs handing her a comb and a "Dark n Lovely" kit and telling her to go in the bathroom and get to work on her refined look.

Here she was just giving them a taste of the bass; but she really has gone full out and show that she can be even more talented than Beyonce! Next we'll be seeing her play the piano in that bra and panties! Then rolling around in the mud like Christina Milan! (Did you see all the publicity she got from the pics of her swimming? Don't give her another album contract, just leave her to swimming and collecting those unemployment checks!)

(Ha Ha Ha!!! I let her have it!)

And in this tough industry of heavyweight talent, how does Kelly Clarkson fare? Not well, thus at Simon's suggestion, she applies the Beyonce Method and emerges victoriously from her contract negotiations.

Here she is dressed appropriately for her Christmas show. My she looks so warm, talented and confident she'll be in the industry for years to come!

Ready to leave the Disney Fold, Raven Symone shows up to negotiate her contract; she wants to sing more mature songs and look more mature in her TV show. Thus she tells the Disney execs that this will be her new wardrobe for her TV show... showing just a hint of modesty... being the "girl next door" maturing into a grown woman with womanly desires and dreams... giving new meaning to "That So Raven"... But i'll say it's so Raving... as in Stark Raving...

Her changes are greenlighted in preparation for her more mature album. Thanks Beyonce! You're never to young to use the method and tap into that youth market! Looks like Raven is going to follow in the footsteps of Christina and Britney!

(In reality, Raven has a few visits to Bally's to take care of before she even attempts this stunt or they'll toss her through a window!)

Do you wonder how Gwen Stefani got the movie role and the solo project? Well worry not, my lovelies! Gwen listened to the teachings of Beyonce and although she has done alternative/rock songs in her career, she has reached out and embraced the wisdom of Beyonce and found empowerment in her teachings. (now that whole last sentence was NOTHING but a pile of

)

Thus she puts on her alternative-inspired Power Suit and headed into the producers and execs and took them by storm! It didn't hurt that she brought them a bag of

to enhance the enjoyment of her musical and visual presentation.

Way to go Gwen! Now if we can get that hard-legged Missy to listen to her teachings!

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(Please note that in the last few panels some girls have violated the Beyonce method by not having belts on. Well, the belt maker's union decide to make a stand and stop making quality belts. It only lasted a week though; the girls decided "The show must go on", rendering the movement moot.

Well it's probably safe to say that Mandy Moore's fifteen minutes is going on 20:05...

What can she do to stay in the game a little longer? Did someone say the Beyonce Method? Wow, you guys are quick learners!

Mandy couldn't find suitable boots but she substitued a loose shirt that may be prone to "wardrobe malfunctions"... and what better than showing an "eye" to let everyone she's a mature, self-confident woman?

Christina Aguilera is a prize pupil of the Beyonce Method. Here, she is on her way to negotiate for more money, a movie deal and a third album. Here she goes for a more "Classic", "flapper-girl" style in her power suit. Who said the golden age of Hollywood is dead?

(looks like Christina's been rooting around in Pink's closet)

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