(Disclaimer: If you wanna play "dress up"--go for it, but if you aren't "on point" then you probably need to not pose in front of a camera.
)
Now what fantasy is he trying to fulfill anyway? Pickup at the barn dance? Having a man drive up and offer her money to get under his car? I don't know, but I hope there some men in white outfits carrying nets to sweep her off to Happy Hollow home for the insane, 'cause she's truly out of her skull!
Boo, at least throw on some makeup and a wig to finish up the look. Otherwise, he's playing or you getting paid to stay, like an ex-friend that was seeing a married man and the man wanted to try something different and came out wearing a bra! My ex-friend's jaw just dropped in shock! Now the married man was supposed to be über butch. So that whole situation was a mess, rubbing himself like he has breasts! (yes ladies, that's right. Your man could be in your clothes while you're at work looking at this page! So you best not be the same size!)
What
a feeling
(I am a booger now!)
best believe it
(I look like a damn hound)...
You betta work, you damned brick!
What's really going on... just imagine going to
Booger Hollow's hottest strip club and see this
whirling around a pole, then dousing "herself" with
water, but then they didn't see me backstage
changing the water out for crushed bricks... when
"she" pulls that string, she gets pelted, bringing
the audience to their feet. That's how you get your
money's worth in a bad situation!
Flashdance done wrong, for blood!
(ps... Irene Cara, eat your heart out! You know you
wanna sing these lyrics!)
Anyway, take a look at this picture and tell me this thing don't look like she's howling at the moon and changing into a wolf herself? I dub thee, "boogerwolf"!
(I figured out the movie; it's called 'The Howling' with Dee Wallace)