I don't know what's worse: the girl on the left's (yeah, yeah,I know it's hard to tell) jacket or that spiky black carrots on her head called hair. Maybe it's not a jacket; it could be a choir robe from a new wave church. Whatever it is, it's a mess. Her date doesn't fair much better. Is that a curl in his head? Lord help him if it is; it's 2004... that that mess out of your head.

It's a sad state of affairs to see that these girl are still sneaking out of their houses wearing hotties... Ladies, I know you want to be women, but let's still keep the prom sacred by not trying to expose as much of your breast as possible.... show some decorum. Her locks like it took five minutes to do, just like her dress look like it took five minutes to make. Her date has a bit more potential, if it wasent for the t-shirt he threw on... uh.. where's your shirt and tie at young man? Oh and the jacket is a bit long and big for ya.

It seems like every year there's some girl that wants to show up at the prom naked. Someone's been watching too many rap videos... even Ebony magazine won't consider this appropriate prom wear... This is way too much playing for a young woman... respect yourself and others will too. And your parents should be strung up for allowing you to be tattooed... The sista girl to the right needs to be whipped for being tattooed... That top looks inspired by Logan's Run and that hair looks like she just stepped out of the pool. Get it together ladies... And get a load of the crowd. They're like, I can't believe these girls came out like this... but then again...

We get another shot of this horrid dress... even more shocking is the fact that her feet are gripping the front of her shoes... No ma'am! If you got bird legs, please don't show them and don't flaunt body you DON'T have! OOOOH! And look at her date! Is that one of the old members of Kriss Kross? You wear a suit at the prom... he looks like he's ready to grab a mike and start beatboxing!

I got one word to describe the girl in the center's gown: Homemade. Don't copy from last year's girl! Besides, to be honest, you don't have enough to fill the bikini top! No sir! I think the coursage on your arm covers more thant the dress. Security is not doing it's job... turn your head the other way! They're trying to get in!

Last year, they were wearing Xena-inspired outfits... now it's Wonder Woman. Just call her Blunder Woman. And she doens't need to wear bracelets, the bullets don't want to touch her. At least her date is a bit more presentable. I just want to know how these girls are gettin out of the house--they must be stopped. The girl in grey is showing a bit much too... and those ghetto updo's they're sporting arent't cute.

Here's a back show of Blunder's outfit... sigh...

She almost passes... the short is a bit short for a prom. A little more restraint and you got it.

I know, I know...

Pregnant girls should be able to go to prom too... but that silver dress is hideous... and footies to the prom? Lord!

And although the guy on the right didn't actually attend the prom, I have to say his hair is NAPPY!!! Comb your 'do! When it gets out of style and you gotta comb it, expect some pain!!! I suggest just cutting it all off. Why guys choose to look like bums I'll never know... just don't complain about not being able to get a good job.

Another homemade nightmare... must have been a sale at So Fro Fabrics. They look like the should be in a dance troop rather than going to the prom. I know I shouldn't say it, but, who do you think is the more feminine one?